Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Backpacker skills

I wrote this list of skills you may or may not have considered necessary as a backpacker a couple of months ago but have just added a couple more.  Whether you've been a backpacker or not you might find them amusing with a smile of recognition or 'I didn't think of that!'

- Making a top bunk bed
- Making a bed with non-fitting sheets
- Making a top bunk bed with non-fitting sheets
- Deciding within 5 seconds of walking in a room which is the best bed
- Hanging your clothes in the correct order in a shower cubicle
- Getting dressed in different shaped and sized shower cubicles
- Putting trousers on, avoiding the wet patches in the shower
- Picking pants up at speed when you drop them on the shower floor
- Finding a dry/least wet tea towel to dry your dishes
- Assessing with a glance and a wipe of the finger tips whether crockery and cutlery is clean enough to us
- Dealing with/ignoring rude/ inconsiderate roommates
- Pretending you're listening to music/watching a film when you're roommate won't stop talking
- Walking through a communal area from the bathroom to your bedroom with your pyjamas on
- Ignoring bad table manners, including licking knives, using a fork like you're killing your food and slurping noodles
- Recognising when you start these bad table manners 
- Controlling bed time farts

If you've been a backpacker is there anything you'd add? (Keep it clean!)

3 comments:

  1. Thought of another. When people are asleep in your room:
    - walking in flip flops without letting them flip or flop

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  2. http://www.lonelyplanet.com/travel-tips-and-articles/top-10-hostel-rules-the-donts-of-staying-in-a-dorm-room

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  3. http://clapway.com/2015/01/17/6-ways-to-mind-your-hostel-manners123/

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